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Hi! I'm Manoela, a 19 year old who wants to be the new Dan Harmon, Tina Fey, Kevin Smith, Nick Hornby, Kevin Spacey and Douglas Adams. This blog probably doesn't correlate to the awesomeness of the people citated above.
Currently in movie school, currently being a mix between Enid Coleslaw, Dave Eggers and Chandler Bing, currently waiting for you to send messages (please)

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Sep 18

pixiepienix:

radbabyradfem:

queerkarlmarx:

radbabyradfem:

petition to have women only classes for all of my subjects so I never have to encounter:
- male academics
- mansplainers
- philosobros

ok im a gay male but im down for this if i can be included

m8 did you kno that gay men can also be the worst (ie: mansplainers/philosobros/MRAs)

woman: I’d like woman-only spaces

man: ok but only if men can be in them too!

you cannot make this shit up

(via panerasexual)


the-goddamazon:

I NEED IT

the-goddamazon:

I NEED IT

(via anniephantom)


(via tinyghostkid)


(via joshpeck)


lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(via twotabletaylor)


vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(via lampsarepeopletoo)


brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

image

(via anus)



jumboboxjim:

the only important tweet ive ever made

jumboboxjim:

the only important tweet ive ever made

(via chapsnats)


fuckyeah1990s:

this is a real website

fuckyeah1990s:

this is a real website

(via autisticmerrill)



eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via pleatedjeans)


yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

(via awkwardvagina)


ayyoo-river:

gf: hey come over ;)

me: i cant im in bonnie tyler’s music video for total eclipse of the heart

gf: my parents aren’t home

me:

 image

(via autisticmerrill)


shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

image

(via swarnpert)


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