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Hi! I'm Manoela, a 19 year old who wants to be the new Dan Harmon, Tina Fey, Kevin Smith, Nick Hornby, Kevin Spacey and Douglas Adams. This blog probably doesn't correlate to the awesomeness of the people citated above.
Currently in movie school, currently being a mix between Enid Coleslaw, Dave Eggers and Chandler Bing, currently waiting for you to send messages (please)

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Apr 23

hiddlesstones:

Infinite List of Favorite Movies - Fight Club, dir. David Fincher

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off."

Love

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guys

coolator:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m deleting

is this fucking possible though???


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dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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Anonymous asked: What are your thoughts on people masturbating to your selfies?

rlmjob:


Apr 22

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wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

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broadwaypizano:

so i was thinking about how everyone (at its most basic form) has the same carlos headcanon

bu there’s like

75 different cecils

now imagine the bachelor

but it’s just all the cecils competing for carlos’s love

imagine

(via fuckyeahcecilxcarlos)


meladoodle:

i love posts that say ‘science has proven that’ with no actual sources. science has proven that i am sexy and hot and cool

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Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

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ikiigai:

ask-omnipony:

thelolgifs:

The Japanese have too much time on their hands

are you kidding me fuckin this is ingenious engineering

this makes me very happy

(via fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me)


orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

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facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart
Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.
Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.
Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart

Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.

Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.

Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

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