You shall know our velocity!

Hi! I'm Manoela, a 19 year old who wants to be the new Dan Harmon, Tina Fey, Kevin Smith, Nick Hornby, Kevin Spacey and Douglas Adams. This blog probably doesn't correlate to the awesomeness of the people citated above.
Currently in movie school, currently being a mix between Enid Coleslaw, Dave Eggers and Chandler Bing, currently waiting for you to send messages (please)

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Aug 21

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

(via superfabteapot)


da-ghetto-booteh:

internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

the second girl is on another level omg

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)


stardustkr7:

If you thinking taking seflies is immature and stupid, just get out okay.

All through my adolescence I fucking hated how I looked and hated people taking my picture and that’s no way to live because then you look back and realize you have no pictures of yourself. 

So if girls today have enough self esteem to take a picture of themselves and post it for their friends, that’s awesome. So much better than them never wanting their picture taken. 

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)


safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe

(via that-gif-person)



therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)


Aug 20

she was talking about his MASSIVE DONG

(via alexdelarrge)


thottweiler:

dinuguan:

Matisse, 1933

i think about this literally all the time

thottweiler:

dinuguan:

Matisse, 1933

i think about this literally all the time

(via unclefather)


kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via awkwardvagina)


stayuglystayangry:

shoutout to all the girls + women who have thick, dark, and abundant body hair and have to spend time and energy shaving every single day if they don’t want to be harassed by loved ones + strangers alike

shoutout to all the girls + women who decided its not worth their time, even if they only skip sometimes, and endure criticism, harassment, and stigma as the price for their own freedom of time + comfort

(via donttouchdestiel)


"tonight, tonight" makes me feel so guilty because i don’t enjoy my youth as much as i should.

they promised us huge parties, people having sex all the time, drugs without consequences and, even if we have existencial problems, happiness. they promised us so much happiness, so little responsibilities, so much love and envy, and i spent all of my childhood waiting for my teenage years with eager anticipation; but i got here and all i saw was books, work and guys with guitars playing fucking wonderwall. i thought i wouldnt feel so lonely and wanting distractions i couldnt get, i thought i’d get these goddam distractions and use them till they were fucking sore and just forget about everything, but apparently those are just reserved to a certain kind of people.

i’m so fucking angry. 

a bit disappointed too, but mostly angry. don’t you dare make promises to me and then fucking bail, society. 


jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

image

(via ruinedchildhood)


Aug 18

fannishminded:

huggablekaiju:

nekomatanoiroiro:

forlackofabettercomic:

collegehumor:

First Date RPG - Click on your crush to begin the quest

My fellow illustrators absolutely KILLED IT on this one! 
It is basically the best thing so go play it.

Laughing so hard…

I am the best at making orcs blush

*snickers* They had way too much fun with this.

fannishminded:

huggablekaiju:

nekomatanoiroiro:

forlackofabettercomic:

collegehumor:

First Date RPG - Click on your crush to begin the quest

My fellow illustrators absolutely KILLED IT on this one! 

It is basically the best thing so go play it.

Laughing so hard…

I am the best at making orcs blush

*snickers* They had way too much fun with this.

(via theydontcomegeekier)


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