Toes are for feet

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

OH MAN I NEED TO GO THERE

oh wait I just remembered

weird animals live there

and jellyfishes
fuck jellyfishes

(via chaystar1)

if you date me there’s 572754% chance I won’t cheat because no one hits on me ever anyway so

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(Source: basedgosh, via swagchat)

a-trex:

a-trex:

reblog this and i’ll ask you the first question that comes to mind when i go to your blog :D

still doing this, and have done it for everyone so far!

(via anniephantom)

mobble:

my friend and i found some temple run fanfiction yesterday

(via swagchat)