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Hi! I'm Manoela, a 19 year old who wants to be the new Dan Harmon, Tina Fey, Kevin Smith, Nick Hornby, Kevin Spacey and Douglas Adams. This blog probably doesn't correlate to the awesomeness of the people citated above.
Currently in movie school, currently being a mix between Enid Coleslaw, Dave Eggers and Chandler Bing, currently waiting for you to send messages (please)

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Oct 21

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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“You tried to change, didn’t you? Closed your mouth more, tried to be softer, prettier, less volatile, less awake…You can’t make homes out of human beings. Someone should have already told you that.” Warsan Shire (via unmaiden)

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aly-cat:

*Perfect couple.

(via claracupcakes)


j6:

bro listen to this ramen it’s wavy as fuck

j6:

bro listen to this ramen it’s wavy as fuck

(via twotabletaylor)


theanti90smovement:

school is making me really ugly


rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)


beyoncevevo:

i usually dont reblog nsfw but…. unf

beyoncevevo:

i usually dont reblog nsfw but…. unf

(via anus)


vgfm:

interruptingpanda:

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??


Put the sticker back

It actually got worse.

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

vgfm:

interruptingpanda:

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

Put the sticker back

It actually got worse.

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

(via morbidlyobama)


itsstuckyinmyhead:

Whales and Tumblr

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watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

(via itsmyfunnylittlestoryy)


reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

(via toss-some-jello-trossarello)


stephenhawqueen:

how come girls line the bottoms of their eyes and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz?? how come girls wear all black and look so pretty but i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how come girls can have side bangs and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how do girls do anything without looking like 2005 pete wentz???

(via itsmyfunnylittlestoryy)


(via porndirector)


somepretty-things:

boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!

somepretty-things:

boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!

(via emmyc)


susemoji:

I HATE THIS

(via panngea)


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