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Hi! I'm Manoela, a 19 year old who wants to be the new Dan Harmon, Tina Fey, Kevin Smith, Nick Hornby, Kevin Spacey and Douglas Adams. This blog probably doesn't correlate to the awesomeness of the people citated above.
Currently in movie school, currently being a mix between Enid Coleslaw, Dave Eggers and Chandler Bing, currently waiting for you to send messages (please)

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Aug 31

schoolboytroy:

Goals

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centralist:

This is the best gif of all time

centralist:

This is the best gif of all time

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So, you talked to Tammy. What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butt hole?

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karidevereaux:

…an ode to 1970s skater girls. 

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spookytotodile:

majortvjunkie:

I just can’t get over 2005 Fergie

image

what do you even focus on

nah son that naruto

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revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

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luxdalloway:

thesylverlining:

winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

TINY BUN WITH COLORFUL EARS ;____;

spidersaurus

(via fishmech)


lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

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perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

image

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curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

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smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

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